June 26th…“WERE YOU EVER IN A FIGHT DURING YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARS?”
POEM – “Ping Pong POW!!!” by N. Elliott Noorlun
Back in the days of P.E. class, Where each of us boys reports,
Ol’ Mr. Lynn, before he’d begin, Had us dress in our P.E. shorts.
Upstairs to the gym, back when we were slim, It was time for our ping-pong teaching,
Yet we didn’t suspect, or even detect, What pain would soon be reaching.
That Terry T., was a jerk, you see, With an evil twist of prank,
He’d sneak up behind, our butt cheeks to find,
And with paddle would give them a SPANK!!
As we filed downstairs, I grabbed him by hairs, And threatened he spank me no more,
And true to his form, he started to swarm, And we tangled for I was quite sore!!!
With one hefty shove, I changed from a dove, And sent that doofus a flying.
He landed in hamper, and away he did scamper, I even thought I heard crying.
Needless to say, from onward that day, Butt cheeks were no longer molested,
For Terry T. knew, the reason I “blew”, Not wanting my anger be tested. 😉