June 25th…“DID YOU EVER TRY TO DO SOMETHING, LIKE YOUR DAD, THAT ENDED UP BEING AN EMBARRASSMENT?”
POEM – “Ya Gotta Know How to Blow!” by N. Elliott Noorlun
You may think it’s funny, But it’s SNOT,
That dribbled down my face.
Dad made it look easy, But when things got breezy,
The mess I made was disgrace!
Our farmer dad was lean and lanky,
And sometimes too busy for proper hanky.
With one finger he’d ply, And let nostril fly,
But was a ghastly mess for this little guy.
“Protein Propelling Prince” I was not,
And at first I really got upsot.
But with practice each day,
I got better each way,
In clearing face “tunnels”,
Of protein’s whey.
So gross, you say, And I know it’s true,
Not prim or proper, some’ll say boohoo.
But when your busy, And you’ve got the urge,
Just look out and blow, And give them a purge!!! 😉
Norwegian Farmer's Son 