Norwegian Farmer’s Son…June 25th

June 25th…“DID YOU EVER TRY TO DO SOMETHING, LIKE YOUR DAD, THAT ENDED UP BEING AN EMBARRASSMENT?”

POEM – “Ya Gotta Know How to Blow!”  by N. Elliott Noorlun

NFS 6.25c
Elliott made a mess trying to be like his daddy! 😉

You may think it’s funny, But it’s SNOT,

That dribbled down my face.

Dad made it look easy, But when things got breezy,

The mess I made was disgrace!

NFS 6.25g
Our farmer and son painting would be on a red International Farmall tractor.

Our farmer dad was lean and lanky,

And sometimes too busy for proper hanky.

With one finger he’d ply, And let nostril fly,

But was a ghastly mess for this little guy.

NFS 6.25h
Now THAT didn’t work!!!

“Protein Propelling Prince” I was not,

And at first I really got upsot.

But with practice each day,

I got better each way,

In clearing face “tunnels”,

Of protein’s whey.

NFS 6.25b
His nose was on the run, for that silly farmer’s son.

So gross, you say, And I know it’s true,

Not prim or proper, some’ll say boohoo.

But when your busy, And you’ve got the urge,

Just look out and blow, And give them a purge!!! 😉

'Finger' Teacher teaching Class of Noses, saying 'Pick me!'

 

 

 

 

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