February 7th…“TELL ABOUT A BIG FIB YOU TOLD.”
Rather than expound upon the negative connotations of this subject in my past, I’ve decided to share a philosophical bend in a lighter vein via a poem. For a little comical flavoring, add a heavy New Jersey (or better said, “New Joysee”) accent. 😉
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“IF YOOS TELLIN’ A FIB!” by N. Elliott Noorlun
Da problem starts, Whens ya tellin’ a fib, Is dat ya gotta, Always adlib.
When swayin’ da story, Froms side ta side, To makes ya look good, Or savin’s yer hide.
Insteads of bein’, Such a dope, When temptation hits ya, Ya just says NOPE!
Da troot is good, From Jan ta Decembah, An da troot is always easier, Ta remembah!
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