Norwegian Farmer’s Son…February 5th

February 5th…“AS A CHILD, WHAT WERE YOU DOING THE FIRST TIME YOU SMASHED A FINGER?”

NFS 2.5b
Eye and hand coordination didn’t work THAT time for Elliott.

POEM – “Flattened Feeenger” by N. Elliott Noorlun

Dis iddo bitty boy,

Wus in hims daddy’s shop,

Him picketed up BIG hammer,

To give dat nail a POP!

Wit teeny weeny muskels,

Dem hands too long did leenger,

Cause down camed hebby hammer,

Upon hims flattened feenger!!!

YEEEOWSA!  Dat schmartts!!

Hammer hitting finger

 

 

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