September 6th………POEM – “The Angels Giggle” by N. Elliott Noorlun. Created January 11th, 2014.
I’ll bet the angels giggle, Whene’er I exercise,
To see such spirited movement, From my flabby thunder thighs!!!
When trying to enhance my view, By simply sitting up,
I cry-n-whine, and wish to dine, Just like a chubby pup.
Of course this ‘glorious’ figure, Did not happen overnight,
It took ice cream and ‘training’, To put toes outta sight!
It’s scary, I know, That when my toe, Doth touch the bathroom scale,
The springs go “BOING”!!, And the screen starts glowing,
“THIS SCALE AIN’T MADE FOR WHALE”!!!! 😉
Norwegian Farmer's Son 