February 8th…..“WHAT WAS THE STRANGEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU WHILE YOU WERE DRIVING A CAR?”
POEM – “Fur Knows How To Fly” by N. Elliott Noorlun
Twas in the car, Not in the house,
On that cold morn, When I met that mouse.
He’d somehow chewed, His way inside,
To keep himself warm, And then to hide.
So out I came, To start the day,
All bundled against, Cold Winter’s way.
Good thing my leather, Gloves were thick,
Cause pretty soon, I’d need them quick.
With foot to the gas, I poured on the power,
Getting the car, To 60 miles per hour.
In shock I felt a creature, Dive in my crotch,
And in morning’s dark, There was nothing to watch.
In the flash of a second, My glove rammed down,
Into my crotch, While wearing a frown.
I grabbed little creature, Just as quick as you please,
Didn’t want private parts, To become his “cheese”.
Mouse pinched between fingers, And thumb on window’s crank,
Down came that window quickly, I’m done with this whole prank.
So as I pitched the mouse outside, At highway speed this guy,
Thought to myself, “I hope your little fur knows how to fly!!!!” 😉
Norwegian Farmer's Son 